Kaesong, NK. The Fashion World has blown up with rumors that “eL K” has gone bat-shit crazy over the failed fall fashion fedoras. Sales did not meet the Minister of Millinery’s 5-Year projected revenue requirements. The firings have been brutal and we’re told by insiders, the department heads are ‘dropping like flies.’
The Kim has been in a sour mood since last spring’s introduction of “The Missile Cap” bombed with a trajectory of a dead bird. The sorry looking sombrero’s only took orders from Iran and parts of Syria and Iraq.
According to two lawmakers in attendance, Lee Cheol-woo and Shin Kyeong-min, representatives of the intelligence agency said Kim does not behave rationally and expects orders to be followed unconditionally, Yonhap reported.