“eL K” The Minister Of Big Hats, Phreaks Out and Fires Staff

Kaesong, NK.  The Fashion World has blown up with rumors that “eL K” has gone bat-shit crazy over the failed fall fashion fedoras.  Sales did not meet the Minister of Millinery’s 5-Year projected revenue requirements.  The firings have been brutal and we’re told by insiders, the department heads are ‘dropping like flies.’

The Kim has been in a sour mood since last spring’s introduction of “The Missile Cap” bombed with a trajectory of a dead bird.  The sorry looking sombrero’s only took orders from Iran and parts of Syria and Iraq.

el K pissedAccording to two lawmakers in attendance, Lee Cheol-woo and Shin Kyeong-min, representatives of the intelligence agency said Kim does not behave rationally and expects orders to be followed unconditionally, Yonhap reported.

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“eL K” Couturier in happier times with his World Famous Big Hat models.

via Kim Jong Un ordered the death of 15 top officials in 2015 – UPI.com.

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