Is there anything…ANYTHING?? The State will not stick it proboscis into?

<SIGH> Sadly, no: Backyard burger and wiener roasts targeted by EPA

“Hotels consume a significant amount of water in the U.S. and around the world,” an EPA grant to the University of Tulsa reads. “Most hotels do not monitor individual guest water usage and as a result, millions of gallons of potable water are wasted every year by hotel guests.”
“The proposed work aims to develop a novel low cost wireless device for monitoring water use from hotel guest room showers,” it said. “This device will be designed to fit most new and existing hotel shower fixtures and will wirelessly transmit hotel guest water usage data to a central hotel accounting system.”

The Federal Government already decides your maximum water temperature to bathe.

Just. Fuck. Off.

via EPA Wants to Monitor How Long Hotel Guests Spend in the Shower | Washington Free Beacon.