Rahmbo’s Chicago: “Busque la letra “D” en la cabina de votación .”


Translation: ‘Fuck those kids from Chicago Lawn, Austin, West Englewood, and the likes.  Wha’d they every do for me, The Mayor? Hmmm?  I’ll tell you what; Bad Fuckin’ PR.  That’s what.  They have been killing my re-election chances.  Pardon the pun.  How am I gonna get to the Big Seat in 2020 if I don’t keep whats mine?  LIke my ‘ol pal Rod said, I’ve got this thing, and it’s fucking golden. I’m just not giving it up for fucking nothing.”  They’re all worth their weight in gold.  Anyway ……oh yeah, these fucking voters in Chi-Town.  I’m gonna give their kids some summer money and get ’em outta their hair.  The kids learn how to get the Obama Dollars and then go back to their families and friends and teach them how to do the same. Fucking make sure they all learn:

“Busque la letra D en la cabina de votación .”

Building on the success of last year’s One Summer Chicago initiative, Mayor Rahm Emanuel and the Department of Family and Support Services (DFSS) are pleased to announce a special new summer jobs program for youth to learn about and disseminate information in their communities about immigration programs that may affect them. In partnership with the Mayor’s Office of New Americans, DFSS seeks applications from qualified organizations working with and on behalf of immigrant communities

Translation:  ‘Hey, I gotta’ provide grease for my friends.’

to provide youth, including Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) beneficiaries, with the training and opportunity to better engage and educate immigrant families and communities about President Obama’s executive actions on immigration.

Remember goddamnit: “Busque la letra D en la cabina de votación .”

“The recent Texas ruling will not deter us,” said Mayor Rahm Emanuel. “The City of Chicago stands prepared to ensure that as many Chicago residents as possible take advantage of the unique opportunity the President has provided us all, and I am pleased to see our citywide summer initiatives supporting the educational and career goals of all Chicago students and young adults.”

Translation: ‘Fuck you Texas and that corporation-poaching-fuck, Perry!  FUCK YOU!  We got the money and we are giving it away.’  Its easy in Chicago.  We give your kids money to tell you how to get money.  Fuckin’ simple.  Si?

Don’t forget, Amigos: “Busque la letra D en la cabina de votación .”