North Korea’s Minister of Big Hats Throws Tantrum, Kicks American Models Off Upcoming Show

Kaesong – North Korea’s own ‘Lil Kim’ Jong Un, The Minister of Millinery, or “el K” (as he likes his posse to call him) in a fit of hysterics, has ousted two American models: Kenneth Bae and Matthew Miller.  The firings came unexpectedly as “el K” has been “laboring like a slave” to complete the Spring 2015 Big Hat line-up. el K, practicing his Engrish proudly said,

The model is very high, and there seems to be a small hat.

el K pissed

Insiders say “el K”s anger has be nuclear, lately.

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