North Korea’s Minister of Big Hats, Fucks Fall Fashion Show–Fired!

UpdateMinister of Millinery misses marginal model debut at 2014 mausoleum bash.

"lil kim" preens with his fabulous models at the 2014 Spring soiree

“lil kim” preens with his fabulous models at the 2014 Spring soiree

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Anna Wintour reports, the North’s Fashion Foundry enlisted the help of Denni The Worm to deliver the tragic news to the Minister of Millinery.  Apparently “Lil Kim’ has been sent to the sidelines by new fashion powerhouse ‘Yo Yo’ Yo Jong.  Yo Yo declared the chapeau, “dead as a 100 year old duck egg” and now is the time for a new line of beautiful blue blazers.

The North Korea Intellectuals’ Solidarity, a think-tank run by defectors, says Kim Yo Jong may be at least temporarily leading the government. The group has not revealed the source of its information, and CNN cannot independently confirm it. But Kim Yo Jong’s star appears to be rising.

Minister of Big Hats

last minute review of the catwalk line-up

via Is Kim Jong Un’s sister Kim Yo Jong in charge? – CNN.com.

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