North Korea Peoples Minister of Big Hats Emergency Review

Update: Fight Breaking Out Over Fall Mauve or Taupe Colors

An elite group of exiles from North Korea gathered in September in the Netherlands to discuss the state of the regime they used to serve. The conference included top diplomats, an ex-senior official of the Ministry of Security, and a high-ranking military officer, but the keynote address was given by Jang Jin-sung, formerly a key member of Kim Jong-il’s propaganda machine. Included in Jang’s speech was a surprising assertion: North Korea is in the midst of a civil war.

According to Jang — a former counterintelligence official and poet laureate under Kim Jong-il — members of the government’s Organization and Guidance Department (OGD), a powerful group of officials that once reported only to Kim Jong-il, have stopped taking orders from his son, Kim Jong-un. The OGD, Jang says, has effectively taken control of the country, and a conflict is simmering between factions that want to maintain absolute control over the economy and others seeking to gain wealth through foreign trade and a slightly more open market.

North Korea Peoples Minister of Big Hats emergency review

North Korea’s top minister of big hats, ‘Lil Kim Jong Un’ , looks over the Fall 2013/Spring 2014 fashion line-up. Recent meetings with hat-fashion-guru Denny ‘The Worm’ Rodman has the bureau screaming for taller and wider chapeau for the peoples state….and maybe something in mauve or taupe.

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